Perks of being dumb

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to a customer, ” this is the dumbest kid in the world.

Watch while I prove the same to you.”  The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 25 cents in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “which one do you want son?” The boy takes 25 cents and leaves.  He goes out and buys himself an ice cream. What a dumb kid the customer thought. The boy returns back to the shop. Puzzled by his behavior, the customer asked the boy,” Hey son may I ask you a question? Why did you take 25 cents instead of the dollar?” The boy licked his cone and replied,” Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over.